- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Poker face

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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