When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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