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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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