- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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