This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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