- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

what do you call obama a dumbass

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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