A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

mexicans fishing

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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