Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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womans rights...

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Who invented apple? God

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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