A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

You had better thumbs up this post.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Jack Stevens

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Caolan and Eamon

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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