- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

White men's rights

CAVE JOHNSON.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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