whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Women's Rights..

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

your mom

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

This is a joke.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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