- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Nickelback

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

your mum

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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