- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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