- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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