- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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