- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why? Why Not?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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