Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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