Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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