Roses are flowers.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Knock knock.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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im saul and i love cock

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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