- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

whats worse than a kane nothing

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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