sorry son your nanas been put down

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

mark is religion

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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