Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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