- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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