- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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