Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

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