What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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