- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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