What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I'm 4 and what is this?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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