A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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