- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I was watching Fox news.

knock knock come in !

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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