- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

this is stupid .... yep

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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