- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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