- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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