- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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