Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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