knock,knock you suck

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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