Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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