Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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CFL

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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