- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Poker face

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

This isn't funny.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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