- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Of course, first door on your left

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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