If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Connor is homo

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Ben Affleck

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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