So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Yo mama's fat.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know? . You already know!

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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