I will create more jobs for americans

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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