- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

a man walked into a bar....

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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