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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

I woke up today

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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