Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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