what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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did you stub your toe?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Good job, son.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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