- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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