- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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