The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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