- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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