I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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