Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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