- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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