- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

whats up and also down? your mum

your mum

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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