A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

My jeans

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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