whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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