What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Oh, go away

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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