- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Caroline Kelly.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

AIDS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

No because your face is really f***** up.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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