what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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#Getweird

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Nickleback.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Major League Soccer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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