how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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