Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Hail Heetluh

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Your mom.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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