- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

i cant STAND cripple jokes

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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