- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Caroline Kelly.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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