- Anti Joke

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?