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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Guess what? Bananas

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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