If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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