A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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