A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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a blond girl walks into a bar

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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