A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What would u like to drink?

hey justin

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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