- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Gus's mom

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

j.p. is dumb

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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