- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

aodhan hearty

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

aodhan hearty

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.