Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Skrillex.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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4 1/2

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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