- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what's white and sticky semen

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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