Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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