is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What comes after 69? 70

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

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