Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

You know what's funny? Rape

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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