- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A Chinese man fails a math test

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

womens rights

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??