- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Who is John Galt?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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