There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

how do you win a game try your best

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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