- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Tall asians

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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