(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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