- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

what has genitial warts? me

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a lamp?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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