- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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