why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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WILLY

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Vote this up

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Robin, get in the car!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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