- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

get in the car.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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