what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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i hate black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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