- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

I forgot what i was gonna say

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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