What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A man died.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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