Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Knock, Knock Come in

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

my egg roll

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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