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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Heskey time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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