- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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