- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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