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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Robert Mugabe.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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