My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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scientology.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Praise Paisley

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A black student graduated High School

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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