- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A black student graduated High School

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Praise Paisley

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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