- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Women's rights...

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

scientology.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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