- Anti Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

John Cena for president

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her