what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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