There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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