how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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whats black and strange a paki

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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