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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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