- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

your face is kinda funny

YEAH THEY DO!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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