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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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