- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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