Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A seal walks into a club.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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