- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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