- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Rebecca Black.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I literally died laughing

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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