What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Nah

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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